***CLASSY BEAUTIES OF ALL AGES FOR LEGAL ESCORT SERVICE, BIG $$$
Wow. I ran across a job posting on craigslist tonight that seemed pretty special. It said, among other things:
"Seattle’s Classiest Companions is interviewing for a few positions now. We are a totally legal, licensed and legitimate upscale escort service. Our name says it all, Seattle’s Classiest Companions. Successful applicants will be of all ages over 21 years old. Refined, loves people, carries herself with class."
Seattle's Classiest Companions? Are they for real? That name does say it all, and it isn't saying that I will find a classy companion! I'm picturing girls who are too blonde, too busty, with too much makeup and clothes that are too tight.
Or perhaps someone from Seattle's Elegant Escorts decided to go out on their own and this was the only name they could think of.
After a crappy day, it was good to find something to smile about when I got home.